I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
