I wannas sexs uuuuu
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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