I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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