Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
How external is "for external use only"?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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