Tell her she can't have a vagina
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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