Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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