yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm always down for nudity.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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