You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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