question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I need to sanitize my soul.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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