See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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