im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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