Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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