No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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