"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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