i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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