There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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go home
I intend to get homeless drunk
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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