I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
You're like the curious george of whores
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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