Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
