I like to think it a success when the cops are called
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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