Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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