your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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