i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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