I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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