On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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