can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
