I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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