Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He felt like a one man threesome
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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