Even the bartender felt bad for me
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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