She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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