well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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