Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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