how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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