Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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