Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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