whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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