we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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