i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Randomize
