you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
