So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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