It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Found the puke drawer
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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