I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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