My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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