dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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