Don't you send me to vm
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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