im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
When did angry sex become our thing?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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