mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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