How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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