Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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