The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Randomize
