what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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