He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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