Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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